The failed Quest Back To Planet Earth

One day, a leprechaun with a pimple on his neck, and a boxer from Kentucky, that had a mole on his nose, and one eye, went out on a honeymoon to Mars. They stole a giant Rocket ship with a red point on the top to get to Mars. They forced the people on board of the Rocket ship to take them to Mars, or else they would put them in the engine. So they took the leprechaun and the boxer to Mars, for their honey moon. They got to Mars and had their honey moon. Once they were done their honey moon they decided that they wanted to swim back to Earth. When they started swimming back to Earth, an alien ship that was shaped like a saucer came and kidnapped them, and brought them back to Mars. The aliens left them tied up in the rope that they got kidnapped in. The boxer and the leprechaun fought to get the rope off.  After two days they finally got it off by chewing it. After walking on Mars for another two days looking for their rocket ship they started to starve. After one more day of looking for the rocket ship they finally found it. The people that they forced to take them up to Mars had died. So they had to figure out how to run it, but first they had to find out how to get the chain off of the rocket ship. They found a dead body in a corner that was enclosed. The person had a gold key in their back pocket. The leprechaun and the boxer did “Rock, Paper, Scissors” to see who had to grab it. The boxer lost and he had to grab the gold key. After they unlocked the chain they found some instructions to the rocket, but they didn’t follow them. When they tried to land back on Earth they crashed and died. When they got buried the grave stone said “P.S we haven’t had a good honey moon yet.”       

By: Seth and Noah
Edited By: Riley
Senior Editor: Kendyl